I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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