I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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