My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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