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There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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