all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.