I didn't shave. On purpose
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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