yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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