I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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