***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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