Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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