You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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