I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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