farters have to be the big spoon...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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