Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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