I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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