The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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