Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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We have started to decorate penises.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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