Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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