he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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