I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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