no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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