that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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