Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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