well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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