I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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