Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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