normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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