But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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