I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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