Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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