you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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