Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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