thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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