you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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