Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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