why didn't you poke me back
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
