hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
