We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
try to milk me bitch
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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