There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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