sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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