sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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