who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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