I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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go home
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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