maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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