either way he was missing a nipple.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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