what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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