when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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