I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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