I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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