I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
