is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
