..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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