Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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