He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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