That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I understand Curling. That high.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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