Already got asked if we're dating
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
